"Kal ke agar hum kahani batayenge na, toh aap bhi kahiye ga ki jhoot bol raha hai. Nahi nahi hum nahi bolenge, tumhari baat par bharosa hai."

Overview

This clip is a classic for when you know you're about to sound like a lying slut who needs to get her back blown out. It captures the exact moment you're trying to share a wild story, knowing full well the degenerates in your group chat are going to call bullshit immediately. It's that perfect mix of 'I know this sounds fake but I'm telling the truth' energy that keeps the internet horny for a good, messy reaction. Use this when you need to call out the haters before they even open their mouths to talk their shit.

When to Use

• Sending this to your group chat when you start a story that sounds too wild to be true.
• Using it as a preemptive strike when your friends try to call you out for your latest fuckery.
• When someone claims they didn't do anything sexual but their story has more holes than a used-up slut.