"Lekin tu kar bhi kya sakta hai yaar? Haan, main kar kya sakta hoon? Maine hai na faisla kiya hai. Karek faisla kiya. Tu kuch nahi kar sakta. Main kuch nahi kar sakta hoon? Main kuch nahi kar sakta? Ab main batata hoon main kya kar sakta hoon, main hai na... Kya kar sakta hoon yaar?"

Overview

This clip of Arshad Warsi is the ultimate representation of being a total fucking poser. We have all been there, acting like some cocky stud with a massive plan to get laid or fix a mess, only to have our brain turn into mush the second we actually need to spit some game or take action. It hits that sweet spot of embarrassing stupidity that makes for a top-tier reaction in any degenerate group chat. Use it when you are talking big shit you can't back up or when you realize you're just as useless as a limp dick in a whorehouse.

When to Use

• When your friend asks you to make plans but you have zero brain cells left.
• Sending to the homies after you failed to talk to a hot slut at the bar.
• When you claim you can fix your fucked up life but don't know where to start.